Jessica Jaymes Purdy
Why I Married Your Sister
Man (Scratching balls in public): scratch Scratch SCRATCH SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH Woman (Sitting across from him): WTF are you doing? Man:...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Aug 27, 2022
- 1 min
Upsetting The Coffee Cup
28 Aug 2022 Firstcup Me is upset with Body Me for throwing her coffee on the floor.
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Aug 13, 2022
- 1 min
A Lush Experience
14 August 2022 Firstcup Me did our nails, the dishes, and then met up with Julia so we could go have breakfast with Leah. Which is when...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Mar 22, 2022
- 1 min
Paradoxes & Sweetners
23 March 2022 Firstcup Me: How long have we lived together? Precup Me: I dunno a few decades. Firstcup Me: You didn't put sweetener in my...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Sep 12, 2021
- 1 min
Not Quite a Zombie
13 September 2020 We've had a few friends ask after us since we've been a little quiet lately. Well let us share with you what we've been...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Jun 6, 2021
- 1 min
It Promises to Get Hotter
7 Jun 2021 Secondcup Me returning from her first break of the day. It's already 83° in the office and it promises to get hotter as the...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Apr 20, 2021
- 1 min
The Bullying of Bulli
21 April 2021 On this episode of City Living Sucks, Jessi swears profusely when she discovers her beautiful Bulli has been keyed, and...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Apr 13, 2021
- 1 min
Things That She Will Do
14 April 2020 Coffee is life! I want to drink oceans of it, spread coffee grounds upon the earth like a beach and build worlds with it, I...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Apr 6, 2021
- 1 min
Automotive Hide & Seek
7 April 2021 On this episode of City living sucks, Jessi has a minor panic attack. What street did she park her car on? What block? What...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Apr 2, 2021
- 1 min
Failure to Engage
3 April 2021 In this episode of City Living Sucks, Jessi walks 10 minutes to get to her car which is so far away because, despite what...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Feb 21, 2021
- 1 min
Scene List & Call Times
14 February 2021 Scene List & Call Times: Onlycup Me Laundry scene 1: 4:30am Coffee scene: 5am Laundry scene 2:5:30am Breakfast scene:...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Jan 28, 2021
- 1 min
Just Winded
28 January 2021 A week ago when Secondcup Me walked a block to our car, she had to sit for 5 minutes until she could breathe again. Today...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Dec 11, 2020
- 1 min
Nobody Got Hurt
11 Dec 2020 Secondcup Me: Wow, I can't believe Firstcup Me got on me about leaving coffee home alone. Thirdcup Me: Seriously!?!?! Are you...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Aug 12, 2020
- 1 min
Castles of Coffee
13 Aug 2020 Secondcup Me was looking at a pile of coffee grounds from the last 3 cups of coffee we made and wondered, out loud, "Can we...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Aug 10, 2020
- 1 min
Notell Motel Quarentine
11 August 2020 Precup Me is concerned that the color scheme in our quarantine quarters are going to be bothering the fuck out of the rest...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- Jul 13, 2020
- 1 min
Tired Never Looked This Good
14 July 2020 Day 16 of a 20 day work stretch: An exhausted Secondcup Me smiles because she's never seen tired look this good. Wait. ...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- May 27, 2020
- 1 min
Complete Cognitive Collapse
28 May 2020 Secondcup Me just experienced a complete cognitive collapse. She walked into the kitchen and forgot why. Then she remembered...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- May 22, 2020
- 1 min
PLAY WITH ME!!!!
23 May 2020 From the diary of Precup Me May 23 2020 As usual I was awake somewhere between 4 and 430 this morning. Not sure exactly when....
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- May 21, 2020
- 1 min
My Caffeine is Engaged
22 May 2020 Thank you for expressing an interest in communicating with Me. All of my caffeine is engaged with other motivations and your...
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Jessica Jaymes Purdy
- May 15, 2020
- 1 min
What We Will Politely Call a Chaotic & Turbulent Day
16 May 2020 Precup Me went to make Firstcup me a cup of coffee this morning. There was a full cup of cold coffee in the maker. It seems...
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